{"product_id":"u-s-of-alf-super-sticker-wisconsin-1987-zoot","title":"U.S. of ALF Super Sticker — Wisconsin (1987, Zoot)","description":"\u003cp\u003eWisconsin — The Dairy State — ALF style! This vintage \u003cstrong\u003eU.S. of ALF Super Sticker — Wisconsin\u003c\/strong\u003e from 1987 by Zoot is one of the most densely packed and hilariously self-aware stickers in the entire series.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures ALF in blue denim overalls, a yellow shirt, and a red cap, sitting on a milking stool and hand-milking a large black-and-white Holstein cow — a bucket of milk at his feet with some already spilled on the barn floor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eALF delivers a rapid-fire triple dairy pun: \u003cem\u003e\"I tell ya, this state's the CREAM of the crop!! Yep — nothin' CHEESEY about THIS state! Do I know how to MILK a gag or what?\"\u003c\/em\u003e — three dairy wordplays in one breath, with CREAM, CHEESEY, and MILK all capitalized for maximum emphasis\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe cow looms large in the background, utterly unfazed by ALF's comedy routine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold yellow-green \"Wisconsin\" lettering in a chunky retro font across the top, with a dark green banner reading \"The Dairy State\" below\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of the iconic \u003cstrong\u003eU.S. of ALF \"Collect All 50 States!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e 1st Series by Zoot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficially licensed by \u003cstrong\u003eAlien Productions\u003c\/strong\u003e, 1987\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCondition: Vintage collectible sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne of the most quotable stickers in the entire series — ALF's self-congratulatory triple dairy pun while actually milking a cow is comedy perfection. A must-have for Wisconsin fans, cheese lovers, and ALF collectors!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Zoot","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49509997510913,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/6821\/6833\/files\/Screenshot_2026-07-02_160033.jpg?v=1783033438","url":"https:\/\/magicuniquetreasure.myshopify.com\/products\/u-s-of-alf-super-sticker-wisconsin-1987-zoot","provider":"Magic Unique Treasures","version":"1.0","type":"link"}