U.S. of ALF Wisconsin sticker featuring ALF in overalls and red cap milking a Holstein cow on a stool saying cream cheesey milk triple dairy pun

U.S. of ALF Super Sticker — Wisconsin (1987, Zoot)

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U.S. of ALF Wisconsin sticker featuring ALF in overalls and red cap milking a Holstein cow on a stool saying cream cheesey milk triple dairy pun

U.S. of ALF Super Sticker — Wisconsin (1987, Zoot)

$19.99
Sale price  $19.99 Regular price 

Wisconsin — The Dairy State — ALF style! This vintage U.S. of ALF Super Sticker — Wisconsin from 1987 by Zoot is one of the most densely packed and hilariously self-aware stickers in the entire series.

  • Features ALF in blue denim overalls, a yellow shirt, and a red cap, sitting on a milking stool and hand-milking a large black-and-white Holstein cow — a bucket of milk at his feet with some already spilled on the barn floor
  • ALF delivers a rapid-fire triple dairy pun: "I tell ya, this state's the CREAM of the crop!! Yep — nothin' CHEESEY about THIS state! Do I know how to MILK a gag or what?" — three dairy wordplays in one breath, with CREAM, CHEESEY, and MILK all capitalized for maximum emphasis
  • The cow looms large in the background, utterly unfazed by ALF's comedy routine
  • Bold yellow-green "Wisconsin" lettering in a chunky retro font across the top, with a dark green banner reading "The Dairy State" below
  • Part of the iconic U.S. of ALF "Collect All 50 States!" 1st Series by Zoot
  • Officially licensed by Alien Productions, 1987
  • Condition: Vintage collectible sticker

One of the most quotable stickers in the entire series — ALF's self-congratulatory triple dairy pun while actually milking a cow is comedy perfection. A must-have for Wisconsin fans, cheese lovers, and ALF collectors!

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